THE BACKSPACE TEE
Celebrate that triumphant moment when holding backspace for 15 straight minutes finally deletes the nightmare code you wrote at 2 AM. "I Did It!" in glowing green – because nothing says achievement like accidental genocide of your own typos. Soft, semi-fitted bliss for devs who live on the edge of regret.
SSL HANDSHAKE HOODIE
Two buttery toasts shaking hands over "Seriously buy a domain name." Because nothing screams "professional" like dropping cash on a cert just to make HTTPS shut up. Cozy anti-pill fleece for those cold nights debugging why your site looks like a phishing scam. Lifestyle choice? More like extortion racket.
JSON PARSE ERROR MUG
"JSON Parse Error: Unexpected token" with a frantic dev smashing keyboard. Expected token 'h' in "hello world" – just like your coffee when the API returns garbage at dawn. 12 oz ceramic camp mug, hand-wash only, because life's too short for dishwasher drama. Sip your bitterness in style.